This site’s too new to have gotten any FAQs.  So in the meantime,

I thought I’d put up some from real life:


Q: Are you crazy? Why aren’t you wearing a coat?!

A: What for?  It’s only a two-mile walk!


Q: God, how can you drink that stuff?

A: Come on, it’s my one vice in life!


Q: How could you possibly have forgotten that?!

A: I…uh….I…..


Q: Why do you always DO this to yourself?

A: Hey, better a masochist than a sadist, I always say.


Q: Are you THAT absent-minded?

A: …Huh?  What…?


Q: Hey, do you trace those?

A: NO!!!!